You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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