i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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