normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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