Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
