OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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