he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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