GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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