i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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