: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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