i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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