I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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