Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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