is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
