Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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