I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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