Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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