It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
