let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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