but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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