My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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