i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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