I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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