Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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