You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When are your genitals available?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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