Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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