Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just found puke in my bra..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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