did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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