found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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