my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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