we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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