Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can tuck mytits in my pants
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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