Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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