big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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