Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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