It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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