Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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