I'm sorry my penis didn't work
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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