yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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