Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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