That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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