You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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