I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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