I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
