But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The best revenge is premature balding
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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