Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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