i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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