Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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