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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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