I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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