Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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