Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Slut skills are useful in every country.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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