That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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